If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.
life is short and weird and it’s important to tell people how you really feel about them
i talk a lot of shit for someone who’s scared to make a phone call tbh
Some days it’s so hard to take this advice.
do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do
this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*